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Safety One Liners For Work

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Jokes are a fun and interesting way to share safety tips and advice. Most people will remember a joke they are told before they remember a paper they read or lecture they heard about safety. That is why safety one liners are a great tool for teaching and promoting a safe work environment. Safety one liners are easy to remember. This will help your employees keep the jokes fresh in their memories for a long period of time.

Top 13 Safety One Liners

  1. All rumors are true. Especially if your boss denies them.
  2. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor.”
  3. Murphy’s Law At work. Office equipment that has broken down will work perfectly once the repairman arrives.
  4. Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today.
  5. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
  6. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  7. Don’t be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
  8. Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
    A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a drawing the wrong way.
  9. Work. It isn’t just for sleep anymore.
  10. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes and you will learn a lot today.
  11. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  12. Meetings are a practical alternative to work.
  13. The reward for a job well done is more work.
These safety one liners are the best way to teach others about safety in the workplace. If you have any favorite safety one liners or jokes please feel free to share them with all of us.
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